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14 November 2006 @ 01:27 am
Remember when I was convinced that Coca Cola was out to get me by releasing a bastard version of PepsiKona as soon as I began my Coke boycott?

Well, it has happened again.

I swore off Sprint a number of years ago after their phones kept breaking, and they piled on all these obscene charges for, like, having a phone number, and their customer service people insulted my mother.


Who is Sprint's new spokesman? RON fucking LIVINGSTON, my one and only long-standing celebrity obsession. And he's wearing a suit. And his hands are all, like, in the suit pockets. And he's, I dunno, all cute and shit. And now I feel obligated to switch to Sprint because I want to support Ron Livingston's wonderful, sexy career (which I can't seem to do with his awful [cancelled?] show, Standoff).

On the plus side, my boyfriend = Ron Livingston. See?
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Eh? Eh?!
Feelin' kinda: conflicted
04 September 2006 @ 11:23 pm
I think I love the OBX?

Went to Duck, NC for Carly's sister's wedding. There is no other place in the world that you can go for forty-freaking-eight hours of hectic Irish matrimony and still feel like you've been on vacation for two weeks. We stayed in ninermillion beach mansions and drank ninermillion Yuenglings ... suffice it to say, it was the Best Weekend Aught Six. Also noteworthy is the fact that Carly made out with the Irish Anthony Michael Hall c. 1984 (because, in her own words, she loves his weird teen idol qualities and the way that she can't understand a damn thing he says). Oh, that, and I stole The Best Pillow In The History Of Fluffiness. Seriously, I don't know what's up this pillow, it's made of like moonshine and kitten tails. And, yes, I know the beach mansion owners will charge The Szk for one (1) pillow, but I can't really profess to caring, as I've never slept so soundly in all my effin' life and The Szk totally szkloves me.

Remember that Ron-Livingston(-meets-Rivers-Cuomo-apparently?!) character that I blogged about last week? For sake of ease, his name is William, and sadly for me, Streetwafers (the very, very fake title of the otherwise very, very real Sundance film that he AD-ed on) wrapped on Friday. That makes me Streetsad because he is no longer location-stationed and he went back to Carkansas. But on the plus side, he'll be back in town Thursday through Sunday and we have big plans to go to the history museum, which is essentially the only thing I've wanted to do since I moved here. I sure wish I could stop meeting guys three months before I move across the country.

Another highlight of this weekend will be the RFT Music Awards! w00t!

I slept all day today and now it's 11 p.m. and I can't get to snoozin'. But Tuesdays are crazedays so I'mma abuse some Benadryl and knock m'self out. G'nite.
Feelin' kinda: okayokay
Background Noise: Kissing Jessica Stein
21 August 2006 @ 01:13 am

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This guy is dating me!

Aside from the goodness displayed above, life has been lame for the following reasons:
1. I am not a good writer!
2. My uterus was broken!
3. That said, I was in lots of pain!
4. ...and couldn't go to NYC!

However, in the (very) near future:
1. Carly will be visiting.
2. School will start so I will be less bored.
3. My BoStLs will be finished (maybe).

Oh, and I got straight A's this semester.
So maybe life ain't so lame after all....
Feelin' kinda: ehhhhh
Background Noise: Polarized Mind
16 August 2006 @ 03:43 pm

Feelin' kinda: accomplished
11 July 2006 @ 12:13 am
Dear LiveJohnal,

I've been rethinking the divorce. I know I said that we'd grown apart... that I was too busy for you. You encouraged me to express myself, but I sat there, mute, depressed... I'm so sorry. I thought I needed freedom, I dreamed of exploring the wide open web on my own. But day after day, as I scroll and witness all of the other happy Blog-Blogger relationships... I think I spoke too soon. Five years together is far too much time to just admit defeat on an open-appled whim. Whaddaya say? Can we give it another go?

Feelin' kinda: draineddrained
05 May 2006 @ 09:33 am

they are cutting down a perfectly good, nay, gorgeous and willowy and awesome tree outside of my window for no reason whatsoever. i feel like the lorax.

except that it's 9am and the murder started at 7. so, y'know, i'm a sleepy lorax.

i am extra sleepy because i went out end-of-semester celebrating last night. the celebration involved me spraining - breaking? - my foot, and leslie being robbed and/or hoaxed. after yelling at lesbians and policemen, we got home around 4. i ate some chicken and went to bed.

chainsaws then woke me up three hours later and my foot is covered in frozen peas. that's where we currently stand. or, well, lay. with lorax foot elevated.
Feelin' kinda: what the fuck?
27 April 2006 @ 05:02 pm
Best News Ever (to no one but me):

Solar System fits into my schedule!

That means....... no more math, ev-ar!

Feelin' kinda: rejuvenatedrejuvenated
27 April 2006 @ 02:04 am
Ahh, Samuel Beckett humor is my favorite kind of humor.

So this semester really kicked my ass. I mean hardcore pummeled my tushie with cleats. Hard to believe that in a week it will all be over. No more mint marketing, no more comm law, no more mathematic formulae I can't wrap my weenie brain around.

Finals are looming, but the actual classes have been tucked to sleep.

I feel weird. I should probably sleep, huh?

Pennsylvania was once a test market for Pepsi-Kona, a cola-coffee hybrid that was, pretty much, The Best Thing Ever. Unfortunately, Carly and I were not the whole of the test market - much to our chagrin - and Pepsi-Kona suffered a swift death by caffeine. Ahem. Eight years later (read: this week), Coke launched its new cola-coffee hybrid, Coke Blak. But... But... But I don't drink Coke! It's like they found out I was boycotting and devised the solitary thing that could potentially reel me back. Somewhere out there, an evil percolated professor is drumming his fingertips and "Excellent"-ing my distress. Brehh!

I bought a vacuum.
Feelin' kinda: fussy.
23 April 2006 @ 03:24 am
So, this will probably interest no one, but it just has to be documented.

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Feelin' kinda: groggygroggy
19 April 2006 @ 01:31 am
Things I am super sick of:
+ Being condescended and second-guessed. Constantly.
+ This semester. Seriously. WTF.
+ Having no time for anything, ever.
+ Not being able to volunteer because I have too much schoolwork and workwork.
+ Tornadoes.
+ Natural disasters in general (with emphasis on tornadoes and SF earthquakes).
+ St. Louis in general.
+ Feeling guilty for taking 3 min. to even write this much.

Things I am not super sick of:
+ Eric

Goodbye until May 9.
Feelin' kinda: infuriatedinfuriated